Shark Tank

Dripping Springs Ward Newsletter
Shark Tank Edition

Picture Caleb walking into the tank with a giant cluster of grapes over his shoulder. "Sharks, I'm here seeking zero dollars for one hundred percent of the Promised Land. Land flowing with milk and honey. Real estate already approved by the Lord Himself. The deal is done. We just have to walk in."

Mark Cuban leans forward. "What's the catch?"

Caleb says, "There are giants."

The other ten spies start frantically whispering from the back. "They're huge." "We looked like grasshoppers." "The cities are walled. Walled, Mark."

Mr. Wonderful adjusts his glasses. "For those reasons… I'm out."

One by one, the rest tap. Robert Herjavec: "I love you, but I can't do it. I'm out." Lori Greiner: "It's a beautiful land, but I don't see the path. I'm out." Daymond: "Without me. I'm out." Even Cuban folds.

The Israelites believed the sharks. Forty years of wandering later, only two from that whole crowd walked into the deal. Caleb and Joshua. The only two who looked at the same giants, the same walls, the same impossible offer, and said, "We are well able. The Lord is in."

Something's pitching you something hard this week. A calling. A kid. A Monday. The sharks in your head will say I'm out.

Be Caleb. Stay in the deal.

Church Program 

 Fast Sunday

  • Opening Hymn: #67 Glory to God on High

  • Sacrament Hymn: #157 Thy Spirit, Lord, Has Stirred Our Souls

  • Closing Hymn: #143 Let the Holy Spirit Guide

Fast and testimony meeting. Save a seat for somebody.

 

 

Zoom Link: Join Here

(We’ll miss you in person, but we’re glad you’re with us.)

🔥 Priesthood Commemoration Campout

May 15–16 · Felkners' Ranch · (address in the emailed newsletter)

Brethren — pack the truck.

  • Arrive: Friday at 5:30 PM

  • Elders Quorum provides: dinner Friday + breakfast Saturday

  • You bring: camping gear, a chair, bug spray, sunscreen

  • Vibe: Stars, scripture, smoke from a fire that probably won't be regulation-compliant

A night under the same sky Joseph and Oliver were under when the priesthood was restored. Don't miss it.

 

Riverside Ward — Spanish Exchanges

The Riverside ward missionaries need members to go on exchanges with them, visiting and teaching friends in Spanish.

 

If you've got an evening to spare and un poquito of Spanish (or even none, they'll take willing hearts), please sign up.

Sign Up for an Evening with the Missionaries →

¡Muchas gracias!

 

DS Ward Missionaries 

Call, Text, or Email (contact info in the emailed newsletter)

Youth Activities- Wednesday at 7pm

Young Women 16–18 — Zen Night at Amanda Slade's home

Young Women 12–15 — Rock Climbing at Reimers Ranch
Drop-off / carpool from Highpointe Amenity Center at 5:20 PM. Leaving promptly at 5:30.

Priests — Swim Party at the Oliphant home (replaces normal mutual)
Bring snacks / appetizers

Teachers & Deacons — Sacrament training + games at the Hamptons

 

Stake YM Camp Sign-Up →

Temple Recommends

Temple recommend interviews are available after church every Sunday. Just come see a member of the bishopric.

Also available by appointment upon request.

 

Stake Interviews: 

• 1st Tuesday each month — Oak Hill Stake Center — 7:00 PM

• 3rd Tuesday each month — Parker Lane Chapel — 7:00 PM

📖 Come, Follow Me (May 4–10)

"Rebel Not Ye against the Lord, Neither Fear" — Numbers 11–14; 20–24; 27*

Ten spies saw giants and said "I'm out."

Two saw God and said "We're in."

Be Caleb. Stay in the deal.

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